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Divers Find a 1927 Chevrolet Coupe in a Lake Huron Shipwreck

Divers in Lake Huron have recently discovered the wreckage of a ship named the Manasoo. While neat in an of itself, the wreckage revealed a perfectly preserved piece of history: a 1927 Chevrolet Coupe.

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You Can Run a Cruise Ship on Dead Fish Just FYI

If you’re like most of us, every extra bit of space in your home or apartment is crammed with bags filled with dead fish. In case you’re not sure what to do with all those dead fish, here’s an idea: run a cruise ship on them! Yes, finally, cruise ships can harness the near limitless potential of fish corpses thanks to…

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Aussie Man Who Used a Mobility Scooter to Tow His Boat: ‘Well I Lost Me License’

In perhaps what is the most Australian thing I’ve seen happen in a long while, an Aussie man used a mobility scooter to tow his boat because he’d lost his driver’s license. I’m so impressed by the gumption that I’m not even mad.

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The Big Beautiful Boats Have Done It Again (They Crashed)

Goddamnit. The Big Boats of bountiful buoyancy have once more bashed beneath the waves. This is B.S., and a bummer.

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Local Boaters in Micronesia Save All Passengers From Plane Crash

Early this morning an Air Niugini Boeing 737 overshot the runway coming into Chuuk Island in Micronesia, and ended up crash-landing in a lagoon. Thanks to the efforts of local boaters who came to the stricken aircraft’s aid almost immediately, all 47 passengers on the plane are safe.

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Buick Needs to Embrace Its Boat Dad Image

A story about a Buick is not exactly one that grips the imagination. Maybe not here. But allow me to explain.

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Lexus Hits The High Seas With A Flagship Luxury Yacht

Lexus has been teasing a so-called fourth flagship model on social media for a few days. I’ll admit that I was captivated by the announcement, hoping for a new Lexus LF-A style supercar, or as some speculated, an “LT” shooting brake. Hell, even a production version of the LF-1 Limitless crossover shown at the Detroit…

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This Is A Sailboat And Those Are Sails

We are undeniably using up what little remains of Earth’s petroleum, and because of that, it’s getting expensive. To reduce fuel costs, shipping companies are turning back to sailboats. Yes, seriously. Sailboats. But they don’t look like any sails you’ve seen before.

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This Boat Jousting Footage Brings Back Incredibly Painful Memories

I, like many kids from the mean streets of suburban Cleveland, am no stranger to the joust. After watching dozens of my friends succumb to the tempress that is the boat joust, I too cut my teeth shovin’ chumps into the depths of the Cuyahoga.

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Aston Martin’s Submarine Will Have Carbon Fiber All Over The Interior Because Of Course It Will

Submarines are the coolest thing ever, until you realize using one means you’ll be hundreds of yards deep as a small pocket of air in a large, unrelenting body of water—inescapable if something, you know, goes wrong. With that cheery thought in mind, Aston Martin now has a production version of its submarine.

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