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The Big Beautiful Boats Have Done It Again (They Crashed)

Goddamnit. The Big Boats of bountiful buoyancy have once more bashed beneath the waves. This is B.S., and a bummer.

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Local Boaters in Micronesia Save All Passengers From Plane Crash

Early this morning an Air Niugini Boeing 737 overshot the runway coming into Chuuk Island in Micronesia, and ended up crash-landing in a lagoon. Thanks to the efforts of local boaters who came to the stricken aircraft’s aid almost immediately, all 47 passengers on the plane are safe.

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Buick Needs to Embrace Its Boat Dad Image

A story about a Buick is not exactly one that grips the imagination. Maybe not here. But allow me to explain.

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Lexus Hits The High Seas With A Flagship Luxury Yacht

Lexus has been teasing a so-called fourth flagship model on social media for a few days. I’ll admit that I was captivated by the announcement, hoping for a new Lexus LF-A style supercar, or as some speculated, an “LT” shooting brake. Hell, even a production version of the LF-1 Limitless crossover shown at the Detroit…

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This Is A Sailboat And Those Are Sails

We are undeniably using up what little remains of Earth’s petroleum, and because of that, it’s getting expensive. To reduce fuel costs, shipping companies are turning back to sailboats. Yes, seriously. Sailboats. But they don’t look like any sails you’ve seen before.

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This Boat Jousting Footage Brings Back Incredibly Painful Memories

I, like many kids from the mean streets of suburban Cleveland, am no stranger to the joust. After watching dozens of my friends succumb to the tempress that is the boat joust, I too cut my teeth shovin’ chumps into the depths of the Cuyahoga.

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Aston Martin’s Submarine Will Have Carbon Fiber All Over The Interior Because Of Course It Will

Submarines are the coolest thing ever, until you realize using one means you’ll be hundreds of yards deep as a small pocket of air in a large, unrelenting body of water—inescapable if something, you know, goes wrong. With that cheery thought in mind, Aston Martin now has a production version of its submarine.

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I Need To Know Everything About This G-Class Boat From A 1996 Episode Of Jeremy Clarkson’s Motorworld

It’s just a fleeting moment, but in the first episode of the second season of Jeremy Clarkson’s Motorworld, there’s a glimpse of what appears to be a Mercedes G-Class bodied boat of some kind. What’s up with that?

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This $10 Million Mercedes-Benz Entourage Makes Fancy Cars Look Weak

Now that Mercedes-Benz has their own version of the Airbus H145 helicopter and Arrow 460-Granturismo power yacht, that convertible S-Class kind of looks like a puny dinghy.

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What To Do When Your Multi-Million Dollar Yacht Catches Fire

“Would the owner of the superyacht Positive Energy please swallow the naming irony and tow your boat out of the marina; it’s on fire.”

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