Tag Archives: Bugatti Veyron

The Costs of Replacing Parts on a Bugatti Veyron Are Hilarious

Sometimes, you don’t have to tell jokes to be a comedian. Just take a look at the nearest Bugatti Veyron, which can’t even talk—its maintenance prices alone are enough to keep you laughing quite awhile, whether that be in total denial or in the realization that, yes, people do spend $42,000 to replace turbochargers.

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This 2008 Bugatti Veyron Interior Will Cost You a Mere $150,000

We’ve heard it a million times: You’ve got Bugatti dreams and a Civic budget, because life isn’t fair, which forces you to pretend, each painful day, that your four cylinders are 16. You’ll probably never get much more than a small-scale Bugatti model car with that Civic money, but if you sell your house, you might…

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A Bugatti Veyron Rental Costs $20,000 a Day But Most People Aren’t Renting Them to Drive

It supposedly costs about $20,000 to change the oil in a Bugatti Veyron, which admittedly looks like a big enough pain to warrant that much. But that’s also the day price to rent Bugatti’s aging but still terrifyingly powerful supercar, in case you had some loose change and weren’t sure how to use it.

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You Can Buy Four Bugatti Veyrons But That’s Honestly Not Enough

“Hm,” you say to yourself one day over the morning paper. “How many Bugatti Veyrons will it take to make me happy?” Trick question! Happiness is an illusion and no amount of Veyrons will ever fill that void. But we can certainly start with four as an experiment.

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Changing the Oil in a Bugatti Veyron Is a Huge Pain in the Ass

Annual service for the Bugatti Veyron is alleged to cost $20,000, so you might assume that working on the car is difficult. Your assumption is correct. Just watch what the team from Las Vegas-based exotic car rental company Royalty Exotics has to go through just to get access to the fluids and air filters.

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Why Buy Three Private Islands When You Can Buy This Used Bugatti Veyron? 

We’ve all experienced this dilemma—your company goes public and your minority stake is now worth major bucks. You’ve been eyeing this used Bugatti Veyron, but a handful of affordable islands near French Polynesia just went on the market, with just enough room to build a landing strip for your Gulfstream. What do you do?!

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Ogle And Drool Over The Making Of The Final Bugatti Veyron

The Bugatti Veyron “La Finale” is the last of all the original sixteen-cylinder quad-turbo monsters, and there is a certain sadness in seeing stomp off to pasture ten years later. But even though Bugatti eventually churned out 450 of them, even the ultimate one was assembled with some reverence.

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The Final Bugatti Veyron Is The Inverse Of The First Bugatti Veyron

When the Bugatti Veyron was first introduced in 2005, Bugatti said they’d only sell 450 of the 1,001 horsepower behemoth. "They’ll sell out in no time," we collectively thought. We were wrong. But now, 10 years later, Bugatti has finally sold the 450th Veyron , and the La Finale is the inverse of the first one they sold.

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You’re Too Late — Bugatti Just Sold The Last Veyron

Aw, dammit! Why did I go heat up that burrito before clicking the BUY NOW button on Bugatti’s website? Looks like I just missed out on buying the 450th and last Bugatti Veyron . This last Veyron, called the "La Finale" (that’s Franco-Dutch for "the finishment") was sold, shockingly, to a Middle Eastern collector.

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Someone Spray Painted A Dick On The Hood Of A Veyron

Someone Spray Painted A Dick On The Hood Of A Veyron

First of, let’s just get this out of the way: you don’t fuck with someone’s ride. You just don’t do it. So let’s all just be totally clear on that. That said, it’s hard not to utter a sort of under-the-breath "oh damn" when you see this crude dick spray-painted on the hood of a freaking $2.5 million dollar Bugatti Veyron in Seattle.

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