Tag Archives: Car Crime

Hero Caught Giving Finger To Speed Cameras Thrown In Jail For Laser Jammer

Speed cameras are an intrusion of a fascistic surveillance state on the motoring public, but perhaps even worse than that, they don’t make roads any safer. They’re just a money grab. But when one heroic British motorist decided he’d had enough with The Man, hooked up a laser jammer and gave those cameras the finger,…

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YouTuber Gets Five Years In Prison For Ripping Off Old People To Buy Fast Cars

Automotive YouTube is a deep, unseemly pool of hucksters, show-offs and superbrains locked somewhere inside a 25-minute video no soul has ever finished. What’s worse than being an automotive YouTuber, though? Being an automotive YouTuber who also scams old people out of their pensions.

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Behold Delicious Instant Karma For A Badly Behaving Kia

You, a veritable “Genius,” drive on the shoulder of the highway. Everyone else, AKA “morons,” sits in traffic, clearly too dumb to follow your brilliant plan. Until karma and the law blow up in your big stupid genius face.

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Florida Man Gives Cops Dashcam Video That Shows He Didn’t Cause Wreck But Did Burglarize A Store

Here’s a protip for all you aspiring criminals out there: if you’re going to hand over camera footage to the police, try to make sure that footage doesn’t contain video of you committing crimes.

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Australian Woman Discovers The Worst Possible Way To Avoid Police Attention

A 33-year old unlicensed Perth woman driving an unregistered Hyundai may have found the absolute worst possible way to avoid police attention: by half-assedly making her car look like a police car. Actually, now that I look at it again, this is 1/8th ass at best.

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Dubai Police Impounded 81 Cars In A High-Speed Street Racing Bust

The Dubai Police have reportedly knocked down their local hooligans a peg, seizing 81 vehicles allegedly involved in street racing. And we’re not talking about clapped-out Civics; cops say some cars were clearing 180 MPH on public roads.

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T-Boned Russian Man T-Bones Other Driver’s Face


T-Boned Russian Man T-Bones Other Driver's Face

If I’m ever in an accident, the first thing I do is make sure everyone involved is safe. This does not appear to be standard policy in Russia.

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Mustang Runs Down Bicyclist And Speeds Off

Everybody loves a good “Ford Mustangs eat people” joke, but holy hell this hit-and-run is disturbing.

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Friendly Reminder That Car Chases Usually End Badly

Same old story. Someone steals a truck and makes a break for it on the highway. Unfortunately this time the following PIT maneuver sent the stolen vehicle flying down a drainage ditch, causing a separate crash in the oncoming on-ramp.

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Your Most Horrible (And Heartwarming) Stories Of Getting Your Car Stolen

Car theft is the worst. Except in the rare instances when everything bizarrely works out.

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