Tag Archives: Dui

Watch A Suspected Drunk Driver Launch Her Car Over A Roundabout And Into The Air

Some serious amateur Dukes of Hazzard shit was going down in Long Beach yesterday, with the skill and planning normally associated with stunt driving replaced with speed, inattention, and a 300 pound boulder to get effectively the same result: a car flying through the air. Incredibly, nobody was hurt in the wreck.

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Here’s A Gross, Somewhat Enlightening DUI Story

A drunk driver covered in dog poop was arrested Saturday night in Pierce County, Washington. The source of the poop was (initially) a mystery.

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Drunk Florida Woman Drives Through Daytona Bike Week Campgrounds, Hits Four People

Fans at Daytona International Speedway’s Bike Week had a rude awakening this weekend when a black Toyota pickup ran into four people and six motor homes in the infield campground. The Orlando Sentinel reports that the accused driver admitted to drinking before getting behind the wheel.

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Naked, 110 MPH In A Caddy, Drunk, With Three Naked Women: A Florida Man’s Afternoon

On Saturday afternoon, Florida Highway Patrol got reports of a Cadillac driving recklessly down a road known as Alligator Alley. When a FHP trooper pulled the car over, according to the Naples Daily News, what he found was raw, unadulterated, nuclear-grade pure Floridium: a white-hot ball of the very soul of Florida, manifested as four drunk naked people in a speeding Cadillac.

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Woman Just Walks Out Of Her Car While Driving And Lets It Roll Away

If you know you’re not in a condition to drive, it’s best to, you know, stop driving. Of course, this doesn’t mean you should just stop in the middle of a road and let your Hyundai just sort of roam free like this woman did. That’s actually probably worse than driving impaired a few seconds longer to get somewhere safe. Just a thought.

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This Map Shows the Worst Roads for Drinking and Driving

Driving under the influence isn’t a good idea on any stretch of road, but if you’re heading off to drive the I-90 in Montana after a few shots, better make sure your will is up to date.

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Florida Dealership Ordered To Pay $563M For Loaning Car To Drunk Driver

A Florida jury has issued a record judgement for $563 million dollars against a car dealership after it loaned a car to a drunk driver who hit and killed a man on a scooter.

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Woman In Rolling Sebring Passed Out Cold On San Diego Freeway

Now, before we all jump to very reasonable and probable conclusions about intoxication, please keep in mind this woman was driving a Sebring, and passing out cold is just part of the driving experience. That said, it’s lucky she didn’t get killed/kill anyone, and that CHP officer handled this remarkably well.

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Pantsless Woman Arrested For DUI While Sitting On A Bottle

Pantsless Woman Arrested For DUI While Sitting On A Bottle

There’s two amazing geographic details to this story: first, it did not take place in Florida, and second, it did take place in Beaver County, PA which should make our audience of 9 year old boys pee themselves. The incident itself involves a car wreck, an inebriated woman, a lack of pants, and a bottle, pressed under some bare buttocks.

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