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What’s Up With This Green Ooze in a New York City Subway Construction Site?

Construction for the Metropolitan Transportation Authority’s L train subway tunnel has been ongoing in Lower Manhattan, and recently, locals have noticed dumpsters filled with cartoonishly green ooze on the site. And no, this isn’t some setup to a Ninja Turtles joke.

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New York City Buses Are Now Pleading For Help

New York City’s public transit system is a mess. Each day, as it becomes increasingly decrepit, it seems to cry for help. And now the buses are, quite literally, calling out for help.

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1970s BMWs Still Park on the Street in This Quiet NYC Neighborhood

Catch the Q Train south from Manhattan and (depending on the state of the MTA that day) in not too long you’ll get off in a neighborhood of eccentric mansions, at least one tree-lined boulevard, and a bunch of strange and wonderful old cars still parked on the street.

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NYC’s Subway is Falling Apart, but the City’s Offering Help to Build Amazon a Helipad

The New York City subway’s system has been falling apart for years now, with regular evening commutes turning on a dime into hellish nightmares. So it’s no surprise New Yorkers are up in arms Tuesday, after the city unveiled a $1.7 billion tax break for Amazon to build its new headquarters in Queens. Part of that…

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There Are Way Better Cars In Brooklyn Than You Think

The glory days of hipster Williamsburg are long gone, the Manhattan money having moved in years ago. But the old cars are still hanging around the Brooklyn neighborhood, and they’re surprisingly cool.

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Is This AMC Gremlin the Coolest Survivor Car Parked In Manhattan?

I think I have a candidate for the coolest street-parked car in Manhattan, and it’s not this AMC Gremlin still living on the Upper East Side. But I do think this Gremmie may be the city’s strongest, grimiest survivor.

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We’re All Assholes In New York City But A Motorcycle On The Subway Is Taking It Too Far

For 364 days of the year, New Yorkers curse the Metropolitan Transportation Authority and the subway because it is dogshit and prone to filth-waterfalls. But on that one special day, all of the hellish treatment pales in comparison to this one asshole who brought his motorcycle onto the subway.

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I Am Purchasing A ‘City Car’

Summer is upon us once again, which means that I will have to travel to the disgusting cesspool of New York City at least a few times to check on some… investments. Transportation there has always been tricky, but luckily I have come across what I understand the proles refer to as a “city car.”

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One Little Brooklyn Car Show Drew Some Of The World’s Nicest Cars

If you haven’t spent a lot of time in the city, you might not think that a lot of cars would turn up for a car show in NYC. You certainly wouldn’t expect a multi-million dollar 1956 Maserati race car to roll out on a quiet Sunday morning in the middle of Brooklyn.

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NYC’s Grand Central Became A Madhouse The Moment Severe Weather Hit The City 

New York City got battered last evening by severe weather, and as a precautionary measure, the Metropolitan Transportation Authority closed train lines that head north out of the city. This promptly turned Grand Central Station into, well, this.

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