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This Is One of the Most Disgusting Car Interiors You’ll Ever See So You’ve Been Warned

One of our dashing readers emailed us just now with a question I’m not really sure I’m seeking an answer to: “Want to know just how truly disgusting people are?” our reader asks, rhetorically, because he damn well knows the answer. He suggests that those who want to know the answer to that question simply seek out…

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Five Cars With The Worst Matched Jobs

Not every car is suited to every job. We know this. It’s pretty much one of the big reasons why so many different kinds of cars exist. Just for our own perverse fun, though, let’s imagine some of the worst possible jobs for some specific cars. Why not, right?

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Watch Someone Drive a Nissan Pao From a Roof-Mounted Couch

As you may know, I’m a pretty delighted owner of a Nissan Pao. That means I pay special attention to the latest Pao-related developments, such as this noted Japanese YouTube loon who rigged up a crude system to drive his Pao from a couch mounted on the roof. I’m not so sure I’m going to seek to replicate this on my…

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This Truck Swarming With Mosquitoes is the Worst Thing in the World Oh God I Hate Mosquitoes

Normally, I don’t consider myself a genocidal maniac, but if I had the opportunity, resources, and necessary permits, I’d genocide the hell out of mosquitoes. Fuck mosquitoes. I wish I had a an orbiting satellite that could emit a beam that converts mosquitoes into fireflies en masse. Keeping in mind that mosquitoes…

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This Is The Most Baffling Craigslist Post About A Mazda Protege I’ve Ever Seen

This is a Craigslist post from Rhode Island selling a 1993 Mazda Protege. That shouldn’t be a big deal. But this Protege, while it appears to be in quite good shape, is missing something. Specifically, it’s missing well over a foot and a half of Mazda Protege. And, what makes it even more incredible is that this fact…

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An Imaginary Car From An Imaginary Country: 1972 Golminean Loophole Car

I know it’s been a while, but I think it’s time for another installment of Imaginary Car from an Imaginary Country. Today, I want to tell you about the inspirational people of Golminea, the country forbidden to build cars, and the cars that they built.

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Pine Cone-Junkie Squirrel Shoves Over 50 Pounds Of Pine Cones Into Car’s Engine Bay

“Coner” is what hip, young squirrels call their pine cone-obsessed peers; if you’ve ever spent any time in the tree branches of America’s forests and suburbs, this sort of branch-slang is probably familiar to you. Hardcore coners often do some crazy shit, like this Michigan-area conehead squirrel who crammed some poor…

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Hammacher Schlemmer Will Sell You A Deathtrap That Looks Like A Honda S2000 And A Shark Got Pulled Into A Wormhole

If you’re like me, an idiot with ten grand to blow on a dream of dying in the stupidest way possible, then you owe it to yourself to check out Hammacher Schlemmer’s latest rich-dumbass gift: a $9,990 electric three-wheeled deathtrap that can go 75 mph!

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Family Finds Remains Of Old Daimler Car Buried In Their Yard

When you’re doing a bunch of yardwork, there’s certain things you expect to find: roots, bits of rock, the remains of your neighbor’s Pomeranian you forgot to feed for a week and told them ran away, maybe some old bottles. What you don’t expect to find are the rusty remnants of a 1949 Daimler Consort, but that’s…

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Watching An Idiot Stop In The Middle Of A Highway And Cause Two Trucks To Crash Is So Damn Maddening

We’ve seen plenty of dramatic and terrifying videos of car wrecks, but this one has to be one of the most fundamentally maddening and frustrating ones I’ve ever seen. There’s really no other way to put this other than these two trucks were wrecked because of the potent presence of a genuine moron on the highway. Watch…

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